Montgomery Marty predicts the ‘Skins for Super Bowl Sunday
Marty is ready to burst. The Big ‘Hawg fan has had enough of dissin’ the Hawgs.
Marty also wants to know what happened to the Packers last week. Aaron Rodgers looked like RGIII on the field and that ain’t a good thing.
The Green and Gold was supposed to whoop up on the Cow Pokes so the Hawgs could cruise.
Never mind, after winning four-straight The Sound and the Fury is waiting for Captain Kirk to cut loose with another “How you Like THAT!”
He’s earned it. And he earned Marty’s respect giving up his body rushing for a first down on a drive that led to a touchdown last week.
From Marty’s sideline seat, one could see Captain Kirk is the heart of this Redskin football team and Marty predicts a bunch of seasons ahead of this young man – eventually leading the Hawgs back to the Lombardi Trophy.
You heard it here first folks. Write it down and make book on it. The Big Cigar is never wrong. Speaking of which ole Marty was real close on a bunch of games last week and went 14-3. So let’s look ahead.
Good Counsel 28
Marty’s game of the week has the Archbishop invading D.C. and tackling Gonzaga between two buildings in the District.
It’ll be as exciting as always and more fun than watching a Presidential debate on Apple Jack.
Make bank on the Archbishop and a kid named Ibrahim.
This won’t really be an upset when the Rockets soar, but they’ll leave a bunch of sore Coyotes behind them. Marty thinks R.M. is on the cusp and they’ll make a statement this week downing a power house down on its luck this season.
Last week Clarksburg got spanked by Gaithersburg after all. And R.M. is better than Gaithersburg.
Quince Orchard 45
The same year Bob Dylan gets a Nobel Prize in literature B-CC will find themselves blowing in the wind. Go figure.
Seneca Valley 45
No truth to the rumor Seneca Valley is installing speed bumps to slow down its running game.
The new “perpetual” clock will be installed this week at Magruder to replace the old spinning clock which replaced the running clock.
At least a dozen will be in the stadium to witness the ensuing slaughter.
Earlier in the season Wootton looked like a legitimate contender. With a couple of key injuries they now look like they’ll be a “wait til’ next year,” contender.
Kennedy got spanked by Einstein so bad last week the team could be up on charges of abuse. Blair lost last week for the first time and now Kennedy will pay and pay. Ouch. More spanking to ensue.
No truth to the rumor Poolesville will be adopting the new “Trump Defense Strategy,” and scream the game was rigged before it was played.
Paint Branch 24
Paint Branch showed up with some life last week in a victory against Springbrook. This week, of course Sherwood will choke the life out of them.
Another in a long list of blow outs this week. This will just be a moderate category two blow out with most standing structures surviving.
This might be close. Wait. It’s W.J. and Whitman. Okay a category one blow out with everyone surviving – including some sore egos.
Churchill is definitely having a down year. Neubiser’s bunch can’t seem to get over the humpt and take out those top-tier teams like they did for those three straight years when they were King of all they surveyed.
Still, this is Churchill and the only thing that will keep Northwest from destroying Churchill is a Tsunami that takes out Marty’s favorite Jimmie Cone in Damascus.
Watkins Mill 10
Watkins Mill has to travel about 45 minutes to get to Tuscarora, but the ride home is going to seem a lot longer after they lose.
Bishop O’Connell 7
Marty’s been picking on the Black Knights – with cause this season. He can’t fathom a coach who is quoted as saying he’s just trying to get his individual stars into college. What about the rest of the team? What happened to a team effort?
Well this week Tyree’s First Round draft picks and the rest of the team have their best chance to win.
St. Albans 17
The Bullis squad has had an up and down year itself, but will be up in the stratosphere after visiting St. Albans.
Of all the games in all the gin joints in all of creation, there couldn’t possibly be a more boring game than this one.
Unless it’s the Presidential debates – and at least there’s an outside chance Donald Trump’s head will explode or spontaneously combust.
G. Prep 42
St. Stephens/ St. Agnes
Paro’s Prep stars have rarely looked as good as they do this season.
With a tough defense and a Catholic like work ethic, the L’il Hoyas are at the top of their game.
St. Stephens/St. Agnes meanwhile still has gender identity issues.
Episcopal will be working its hat trick by scalping two county teams in two weeks. Down go the Bears. Down go the Bears.